Porcupine is now THE #1 ALL-TIME subcontractor on SWAPD

Today, @porcupine officially climbed to the top of the all-time leaderboard with $3,278,010 in verified sales, making him the highest-grossing subcontractor in the history of this platform.

Porcupine joined on August 26, 2020. Less than 6 years later, he owns the #1 spot. Let the numbers do the talking:

$3,278,010 total

  • ~$545,891 per year
  • ~$45,491 per month
  • ~$11,373 per week
  • ~$1,545 per day
  • ~$64 per hour
  • ~$1.07 per minute

Enough! The numbers say otherwise.

@porcupine carved out a lane in some of the most technically demanding service categories on SWAPD and delivered at a level nobody else has matched:

Topics that are on fire!

FB/IG Ad Account Reinstatement — Suspended ad account? Guaranteed delivery, 24hr TAT. He fixes what others gave up on.

Remove Any Article / Negative Content from the Internet — Google, Reddit, X, Yelp, Wikipedia, .Gov, .Edu — fast, discreet, done.

Google Reviews Removal — Fresh, old, with pictures. 100% success rate. Most done same day.

YouTube Username Claim Service — Generic, non-generic, active, inactive, even 404 pages. He’s the original and only direct provider. One buyer put it best: “Claimed a username within 12 hours, unbelievable.”

Forbes USA — Non-Sponsored Full Featured Article — 100% organic, no sponsored disclaimers, DA 95, delivered in as little as 5 days. The most vouched Forbes service on SWAPD, period.

FB Page Legacy Verification — Any page, any region, any niche. Zero press required, zero failed cases, 200+ pages verified with not a single badge lost. One client had it done in 15 minutes.

The #1 spot has never been held by someone who didn’t earn it. Every dollar in that number is a problem solved, a client delivered for, and a standard held when it would’ve been easier not to. That’s what this leaderboard actually measures, not luck, not timing, but who shows up and gets it done every single time.

From the entire SWAPD team, congratulations @porcupine. The world is yours.

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GOAT! @porcupine :fire:

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Damn this is massive, congratulations :clap:

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Congratulations @porcupine :tada::confetti_ball::rocket:

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Congratulations bro :heart::heart:

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Well deserved, @porcupine!

Champagne Poppin' Party Time

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@Lunar

SML Elizabeth: You're Not Cool Anymore

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That’s nuts. Congrats, @porcupine. Thank you for sticking with us!

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king

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give him “Swapd King” status

shouldnt we have a king here?

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We are strictly communists here.

Communist Cat in Ushanka

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#OnlyPorc

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Would love to buy any mentorship from you @porcupine

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SALUTE @porcupine

Alanfel: Dapper Hedgehog in a Top Hat

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@porcupine congratulations :tada::tada::tada:

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Gee now multi millionaire club tag

Congrats!!

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No matter the amount it cost im open although im not sure if swapd will allow that @porcupine

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like this @SWAPD

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Kevin Hart Reacts with 'Damn!'

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