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@best time to change to @Bestie
Fire @ claimed for @Thor
He loves his zzzz username
OG member, thank you for reserving the username @ for me.
Ladies and gentlemen, gather 'round for a tale of transformation so profound, it’ll make your head spin faster than a tommy gun barrel. The notorious Swapd member formerly known as VNC has pulled off something that had been deemed impossible for over a year.
VNC, as I was formally known by, has changed identities - but not gender - to Ghost, because nothing says “we’re totally legit now” like naming yourself after something invisible and potentially terrifying. It’s a masterstroke of marketing genius that leaves us wondering: is this a wonderful service provider, or a supernatural witness protection program?
The transition from VNC to Ghost is smoother than a freshly filtered selfie. It’s as if they took their old handle, gave it the shadowban treatment, and exorcised it from the digital realm. But fear not, dear clients, for like a phoenix rising from the ashes (or in this case, a specter materializing from the ectoplasm), Ghost emerges to haunt our marketing and social platform with an ethereal presence.
This rebranding is so slick, it could convince a focus group that influencer posts grow on trees. It’s a name that whispers sweet nothings into the ear of brand awareness, promising long-lasting impact with the subtlety of a billboard in Times Square. Ghost isn’t just a name; it’s an offer your marketing budget can’t refuse.
Watch out, Swapd. Ghost isn’t just passing through – I am here to claim my territory, one spine-chilling success at a time. The competition can try to exorcise me, but Ghost is one entity that’s not about to be banished.
Who were you before, Bachelor?
Vouch! Celebrated hitting Diamond with a shiny new username