Do you prefer us (SWAPD staff) buttoned-up or borderline unhinged?

As most of you know, our staff isn’t exactly… corporate. We joke around, curse (sometimes too much), and treat most of you like good friends instead of clients.

We’ve never followed the typical corporate playbook when it comes to communication. SWAPD staff talks to members like friends, not clients. That includes the occasional swearing, sarcasm, and overall casual vibe.

It’s been like that for years and nobody’s complained (much), but we figured we’d still ask:

What do you prefer?

  1. Professional, robotic-style communication – think PayPal, UpWork, etc.
  2. The current SWAPD way – casual, blunt, human, and sometimes borderline inappropriate

The reason we ask is because we want to incorporate our business stance to the world, officially. We never had it written down, and now we kind of want to put it on paper, just in case someone one goes “YOU ARE SO RUDE AND UNPROFESSIONAL”. This way, we can point them to the Terms of Service and tell them to F-off :D

VOTE NOW! Which one do you prefer?

  • You guys need to be professional, SWAPD is getting big, acting rude looks bad.
  • I am tired of the fake CS robots model that virtually the entire web uses. SWAPD needs to stay unhinged.
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@Woody, vote bro. Only real election you will experience as an American.

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That’s why we love swapd

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@luka_mafia rn:

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0 sec of @Luka_mafia profile pic:

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I need you to start talking to me like a real Canadian, learn to use “buddy” more passive aggressively.

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Then you can add this point in terms but don’t even think about the change because most of us love swapd because they are more like friends not that corporate parrot with a script

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buddy is crazy

To be fair I understand where public sentiment lies regarding the topic but in my honest opinion I think the data is skewed out of fear.

People fear you and your opinions more than they trust and respect you. There are people, whether you’d like to believe it or not, that will literally filter their thoughts and opinions through: “I want the staff to like me what do I say next or how do I respond to be like them in order for them to favor me”

There is quite a lot of favoritism, it’s mostly prevalent in the light hearted posts, it just doesn’t inspire confidence.

Don’t you think thats a concern?

IMO by acting informal or using memes to respond to members, it will push away people from trusting the platform. I’m one of those people who is already under the impression that swapd doesn’t provide legitimate protection for high ticket buyers, especially after losing 13k in January and there not being any retribution.

Where do you think I stand now?

I had a 20 thousand dollar order for review removals go south and took a massive hit after that. lost a 250k a year client for my agency. I lost a couple hundred in trading fees too, but whatever, that’s chump change compared to what it’s cost me to use your services. I understand these things are out of your control, but what’s in my control is whether I use and promote your services.

(Bet you won’t respond to that with a meme)

Like cool the memes are nice but what happens when I have a serious issue? I personally don’t think you guys give a ■■■■, so then why the ■■■■ should I spend my money here?

The language and profanity makes that seem unprofessional. You probably went from thinking this is an informative thread to “he’s attacking us.” ^^^

Memes and jokes do not inspire confidence with people who have extensive capital and the capacity to purchase in volume.

No confidence=no purchases.

Hence the reduction in my personal spending on site.

I don’t believe anybody else is willing to say this or go against the status quote simply out of fear. It’s all about appeasing the staff.

Again, this is my opinion, but I feel like you guys foster a culture where people must act unprofessional in order to gain respect or have support or protection when purchasing on site. If that’s not true or representative of the core values of the company, you have to ask yourself why I have this opinion.

When you combine this kind of behavior with the 35k in failed purchases (GMB removals+@ recovery) It just makes me feel so sick, that id just rather go through channels outside of swapd. Regardless of the so called “risks” your team will often highlight and use to fear monger the members into continually using your services exclusively……

Now see, as soon as someone says something like that you guys get all serious. Why no memes?

It’s not wise to mix business and pleasure.

You guys have a selective nature for the use of professionalism and it’s become quite comedic if not ironic. You want people to spend millions but you don’t want to act serious. Hmmmmmmm.

Outside of my personal opinions, and from a business perspective, this kind of behavior leaves you vulnerable to social engineering exploits and shows that you guys don’t follow super strict SOP’s. I can track and monitor your profiles, log patterns of behavior, the way you talk, what you like, what you don’t, and take advantage of that. I’m not a malicious person, but there are people out there.

There will be a day where this bites you in the ass. Someone will slip. They always do.

Why put yourself in that kind of position? Didn’t you guys sell and aren’t you owned by someone? I’d assume you have a board of directors or at least someone you guys answer to formally. I can’t believe you guys are willing to take these kinds risks given your position.

I don’t know guys, you can continue with the skibidi toilet crap for all I care, I just don’t know how you guys expect to grow or bring in new high tier clients.

This is how all business should be handled. Laid back, casual, and comfortable. Crack your jokes here and there, it shows that you’re an actual human being.

I hate when people act all professional. It displays a bit of ego and fake personality.

Stay unhinged. You guys are perfect the way you are, and have been for many years now.

Don’t change :+1:

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You guys have directly undercut and screwed so many sellers since I stated using your platform simply by behaving the way you do, you just don’t realize it. Most people I sent this site to in the past, think it’s a scam.

I personally would have bought 80% of what’s available on the rare handles market easily. No confidence in the platform though.

While casual conversations may occasionally allow for a more relaxed tone, it’s essential to maintain professionalism and respectful communication within support tickets.

Hey buddy, I don’t need you to tell me what to do. OK, pal?

We do when it’s really needed, I think we can agree on that, no?

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I will gladly RE-review these. Please send over ticket numbers.

When needed, we do give a ■■■■. But when buyers (for example), agree to a no warranty ticket, or some other terms that go against their interest, so basically gamble and lose, we NOT LONGER give a ■■■■. Why should we “give a ■■■■” on anyone’s gambling. To most here everything is a gamble. They upsell high ticket items to outside clients in hope to make a quick buck. Sometimes things go wrong, and any reseller should be prepared to take the hit in those cases.

We’ve demoted and banned (and are even helping a user now with litigation against one) countless high-ranking members (even this year). So I take offense to you saying that “we protect sellers only.”

The language and profanity makes that seem unprofessional. You probably went from thinking this is an informative thread to “he’s attacking us.” ^^^

Memes and jokes do not inspire confidence with people who have extensive capital and the capacity to purchase in volume.

No confidence=no purchases.

Maybe you are right, maybe you are wrong. That’s why we’ve made this poll. And while I agree with you that some users are suck ups and will say whatever to staff to get attention, this only applies to a small group.

We went from a private company to a LLC, so yes it was sold to an LLC, that belongs to us.

No.

You seem pretty unhappy, scammed twice (as you believe), yet you are still here. Why? You have six transactions opened at the moment, two pending payment. I think platform confidence isn’t an issue here with you, just those two transactions you’ve spoken about.

When did we undercut sellers?

You posting this gif here tells me you are secretly in love with our customer handling model. :D

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I have no open tickets or transactions currently. No pending payments. Must be a different Luka. What you said above, with 2 open tickets is a misrepresentation which I’m assuming you made in order to make it seem like I’m still actively using your platform. I am not. I have 0 confidence in this platform as of currently.

I’m here in spirit. Bored and looking for reading material in my time off. There’s good reading material here.

The VIP room is pretty chill.

I’d like to re-iterate that Im not actively using ANY providers or services offered here. Last 6 months have left a horrible taste in my mouth.

I understand you want to refer my 13k dollar loss as a gamble, but it honestly feels like an insult. The reason I used swapd in the past is to be protected from these “gambles”. I was not protected let me be clear. Regardless of how you term or coin the transaction that went south.

Additionally, I didn’t set the terms, the seller did. I was tricked and taken advantage of.

He set the terms and violated TOS, pushing the transaction to be structured the way it was to take advantage of a new buyer. He was not held accountable.

I spent 13k. Handle went back to the original account 3 weeks post purchase. He wasn’t banned and I was advised to leave a “strong review”

That’s a joke.

I understand you don’t want to undermine the sale of other high tier handles so you are required to say these things and coin them the way you do.

If you continue to refer to the purchase of high tier assets as gambling, it should be denoted at the top of each category. It currently isn’t and it may lead to other taking losses similar to mine.

I don’t “gamble” and if it was clearly represented as a “gamble” the way you guys are terming it, I wouldn’t have engaged to begin with.

It’s not even about the loss or that specific transaction. This is just about the lack of professionalism. It’s not appreciated and blurs the line far too much and doesn’t inspire confidence. It makes it difficult to discern whether you guys actually protect people or not. Additionally, It leaves you and members of the platform to vulnerable to exploits.

You inadvertently undercut the sellers here by destroying buyer confidence through your lack of professionalism. Not directly. Indirectly.

:joy::joy::joy::joy: it goes back to how I really don’t think you guys care about sellers/buyers unless they conform to your behavior.