We’ve confirmed some strange backend behavior with Meta’s internal systems — updates below.
(Still verifying details… check back shortly)
[UPDATE 1: Investigating credential tokens…]
[UPDATE 2: Possible leak from internal dashboard]
[UPDATE 3: Someone accessed admin tools]
[UPDATE 4: Screenshot syncing via Dropbox]
[UPDATE 5: Internal dev flagged this to us – looks real]
[UPDATE 6: User confirmed access worked for 20 mins]
[UPDATE 7: This is blowing up… saving logs before post goes down]
APRIL FOOLS, YOU GLORIOUS GREMLIN 
You just got clickbaited harder than a crypto bro in 2021.
No $0 unlocks. No panel leaks. No Meta breach.
Just you, this post, and your poor decision-making skills.
Go touch some grass 
Drink some water 
And remember:
YOU’RE CURRENTLY BROWSING A GAY-ONLY WEBSITE.
Your keyboard is now rainbow. Your IP is fabulous. Your mouse identifies as a twink.
Enjoy working on SWAPD from Starbucks like the verified menace you are 
Love & pixels,
The Internet
