Wanna shine bright like a diamond on Instagram? 
Look no further! I’m your backstage pass to the coveted Meta Verified blue check mark - exclusively for your business account! (Yeah, you heard that right, we’re breaking the rules!) 
Here’s the lowdown:
- I’ll need the keys to your Insta kingdom for just 2 days or a week (trust me, I’m quicker than a ninja!).
- Let’s keep the Meta gods happy - the monthly Meta subscription fee has gotta be paid.
- Go wild with your profile pic and name – slap that brand name and logo on it!
- I’ll need some official stuff from the boss - ID and the digits for the Meta Verified credit card.
Slide into my DMs if you’re ready to take your Insta game to the next level! 
PS. This caption was whipped up by the one and only ChatGPT-4, because, you know, it has got mad writing skills! 
