Greetings, mortals…
As SWAPD GOD, I have the power to claim any inactive SWAPD username and transfer it to your account, replacing your old handle!
As such, I have decided to auction off some highly sought-after, God-tier SWAPD handles for the community.
This auction is for the SWAPD username @Business.
There is no reserve, so place your bids now and show everyone you mean @nobusiness!
(I offer claims as well, so if you would like a different handle, simply send me a message 
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