Greetings, mortals…
As SWAPD GOD, I have the power to claim any inactive SWAPD username and transfer it to your account, replacing your old handle!
As such, I have decided to auction off some highly sought-after, God-tier SWAPD handles for the community.
This auction is for the SWAPD username @Queen.
There is no reserve, so place your bids now to become the QUEEN OF SWAPD! There can only be one.
(I offer claims as well, so if you would like a different handle, simply send me a message 
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You misspelled @Rapunzel
Or maybe @Rapunzel misspelled her username?
(plz bid 
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Not enough females here. People probably won’t bite.
This would have suited @GOAT much better in my opinion.
@SWAPD petition to reconsider auctioning mutes. 
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I feel like with these OG usernames we should be getting little picturres to our name like you have @woody
If you’re referring to the God icon, it’s only temporary unfortunately.
I prefer @canadianbacon or @turtleneck.
I need FROG 
@Pitbull sponser me
No swapd queens just dudes in here
SWAPD GOD summons all SWAPD queens to this listing:
How come madej in girls 
One hour remaining!