This Friday ONLY. First time EVER. Don’t blink. Don’t breathe. Just BUY.
DEAL #1 — SWAPD AUTOBUMPS: MEGA DOUBLE-UP
Normally:
100 = 120 worth of AutoBumps (400 bumps)
This Black Friday:
100 = 
800 BUMPS:red_exclamation_mark:
Yes… we are DOUBLING the entire package.
This isn’t a deal — it’s a robbery (and you’re the thief). 
/latest IMAGE ADS — 30 DAYS + 30 MORE FREE!
The legendary /latest spot — the place EVERYONE looks. 
Normally: $399 for 30 days.
This Friday: Get AN EXTRA 30 DAYS FREE!
That’s 60 DAYS TOTAL in the hottest ad spot we’ve ever created.
EXTREMELY Limited slots — first come, first served!
Sponsored Keywords — Premium POWER Words
Premium one-word keywords: $200 for 30 days
But this Friday?
60 DAYS for the same price!
Double time. Double exposure. Double domination.
Own the search. Rule the traffic. 
Sidebar Ads — Small Box, BIG IMPACT
Normally: $249 for 30 days
This Black Friday:
60 FULL DAYS for the same price!
That’s basically 120 USD per month for exposure on every single page on SWAPD.
Unreal. Unhinged. Unrepeatable. 
Sidebar ads have limited slots, but we are expanding more rows just for this sale!!
This Friday ONLY. No extensions. No excuses. No mercy.
SWAPD BLACK FRIDAY — the ONE day of the year where we go absolutely feral with discounts.
Prepare your wallets. Charge your cards. Warn your accountant.
For more ad info, see this:
@Administrators - Get the CC terminal ready!
