As SWAPD approaches 100,000 members with no signs of slowing down, we’ve conducted extensive testing to ensure our site can handle 1 char usernames (it did). We’re excited to announce that we’re now selling our exclusive one- and two-character SWAPD usernames. These usernames are yours to keep and can be resold later if you choose.
If you want to be a baller on SWAPD, here is what it will cost:
Staff cannot nab any of these for themselves (in your face, noob staff)
If somehow someone registers one, we will void that registration.
All transactions will go through checkout.
Reservations only count in this thread, so state your @ here by replying to this sales topic, only then PM admins to start a ticket. First come, first serve basis.
Why are we doing this?
Money (the more SWAPD makes, the greater it will become)
User happiness (if you can afford it and it makes you happy, why not)
Branding - Create your own in-house BRAND!
Resell rights - You can sell these usernames later on, no problem.
User recognition - It’s easy to remember @V vs @ViktorRandomStuff
Women will do this when they see your 1-char SWAPD username:
Look, it’s 999 USD, but you get 1000 USD back in SWAPD AutoBumper, so you are actually MAKING one dollar while getting a cool name (vs. the dumb one you have now).
