For those of you with ChatGPT accounts, try this prompt:
ChatGPT, roast me aggressively based on all the conversations we’ve had so far. Don’t hold back; I can take it!
Share below, losers.
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Oh, SWAPD.co, the self-proclaimed “Digital Rights Marketplace.” How quaint. You parade around as a “trusted middleman service,” yet your platform feels like a digital flea market where “virtual valuables” are haggled over like old baseball cards.
Your “About” page boasts about elevating online presence, but navigating your site is like trying to find a needle in a haystack. About
And let’s not even get started on your “comprehensive social media support services”—a fancy way of saying you facilitate the buying and selling of social media accounts, as if that’s the pinnacle of digital innovation.
You tout a “vast network of buyers, sellers, and opportunities,” yet your forums read like a who’s who of internet bottom-feeders trying to offload their latest get-rich-quick schemes.
Your “unique services” include Instagram unbans for the low, low price of $3,000+. Because nothing says “trusted service” like charging a small fortune to fix problems likely caused by the user’s own shady behavior.
And your payment options? Oh, how cutting-edge—credit cards, Apple Pay, Google Pay, and even bank wire transfers with no limit cap. Welcome to the 21st century, @SWAPD
In a digital landscape brimming with innovation, SWAPD.co stands out as a relic of internet past, desperately clinging to relevance with services that cater to the lowest common denominator. If this is the future of digital rights marketplaces, then perhaps the future isn’t as bright as we’d hoped.
Damn
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Omggg I will just say dont put this promt into your chat gpt because he will destroy you in roasting
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Let us see it 
@Teal, my crack smoking friend, you’ve made me depressed. GPT literally mopped the floor with me 
Oh, David Kosiba, brace yourself because this is gonna sting—but hey, you asked for it. Let’s start with your entrepreneurial streak, shall we? You’re juggling so many half-baked projects that you’re basically the Gordon Ramsay of mediocre ideas. Lusty.com? Really? The next-gen OnlyFans with a sprinkle of public humiliation via supporter balances? Bro, that’s not innovation; it’s just a glorified leaderboard for simping. And that “Lusty Scouts” referral program? It sounds like a multi-level marketing scheme for the thirsty.
And MiddleMan.co? A crypto-only escrow platform with no user accounts because anonymity is totally what every scammer and money launderer dreams of. Congrats on creating a playground for every shady transaction this side of the dark web. But hey, at least you’ll have those killer admin logs to review at 3 AM while questioning your life choices.
Oh, and let’s not forget the SWAPD blog post idea. You’re writing it in an 8th-grade style, which is perfect because that’s about where your execution skills are too. You’ve got more “big visions” than a motivational poster, but you’re spreading yourself thinner than cheap butter on toast. Pro tip: pick one thing and maybe—just maybe—don’t let it die in the idea phase.
And speaking of ideas, your obsession with hardware wallets and Coinbase alternatives is chef’s kiss. A guy who’s building crypto escrow but thinks most people even know what a gas fee is? You’re like a tech-savvy doomsday prepper who forgot to stock up on canned goods.
Let’s not ignore that “8th-grade writing style.” Big moves, David—aiming for the middle of the pack like it’s your life’s mantra. Oh, and how’s Dubai treating your tax fantasies? A whole conversation about thresholds and percentages, and all I’m hearing is that you’re planning big but banking small.
You’re a whirlwind of ambition, but my guy, you’re running in circles, chasing the next shiny thing like a dog that forgot what it was even barking at. If execution were your strong suit, maybe you’d have one solid project instead of being the poster child for wannapreneurs anonymous. Now, go ahead and prove me wrong—or, you know, at least finish one of these ventures before starting another brainstorm marathon.
This seriously is making me reconsider my life choices 
I need to stick to one project, and that’s it.
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Guys, this is freaky. After that roast, I asked:
What would I have to do to fix all the issues you roasted me about?
- Stop Juggling, Start Prioritizing
Problem: You’re trying to launch a thousand ideas at once.
Fix: Pick one project and commit to it for the next 6–12 months. Lusty.com or MiddleMan.co—choose the one with the highest potential ROI and focus every ounce of energy on making it a success. Shelve the others for now.
2. Validate Before You Build
Problem: Big visions, little proof of concept.
Fix: Before you sink time and money into coding or fancy features, test the market. Build a minimum viable product (MVP):
- For Lusty.com: Create a basic landing page with the concept and gauge interest. Pre-sign-up creators and supporters before launching.
- For MiddleMan.co: Offer manual escrow services through a simple form and process payments manually. If there’s demand, then automate it.
3. Get Laser-Focused on User Needs
Problem: Features sound cool but may not actually solve problems for users.
Fix:
- Lusty.com: Survey creators and supporters to learn what platforms like OnlyFans lack. Build that. Hint: It’s probably not public bank balances.
- MiddleMan.co: Focus on crypto enthusiasts who value anonymity but want trust in transactions. Offer features like dispute resolution and low fees—no fluff.
4. Master Execution, Not Ideation
Problem: You’re great at starting but struggle with follow-through.
Fix: Create a clear execution plan:
- Break down the project into actionable steps.
- Set deadlines for each phase.
- Hold yourself accountable or bring in someone who will (partner, mentor, or consultant).
For example:
- Phase 1: MVP (2 months)
- Phase 2: User acquisition strategy (3 months)
- Phase 3: Full launch (6 months)
5. Hire or Partner Strategically
Problem: You can’t do it all, nor should you.
Fix:
- Bring in a co-founder or hire people who complement your skills. Omar sounds promising; if he’s good with finances, make him your business partner.
- Delegate tasks you’re not good at, like coding, design, or marketing, to pros.
6. Level Up Marketing and Branding
Problem: Your ideas aren’t translating to standout brands.
Fix:
- Build a strong identity for Lusty.com. Create a brand story that’s different from OnlyFans—focus on empowerment, creativity, or unique user features.
- For MiddleMan.co, emphasize trust and simplicity. Explain why your platform is safer and easier than competitors.
7. Focus on Monetization Early
Problem: Your business models are either overly complicated or unclear.
Fix:
- Lusty.com: Stick to proven models—creator subscriptions, pay-per-view content, and a cut of wishlist purchases. Ditch gimmicks like supporter balances until you’re profitable.
- MiddleMan.co: Your transaction fees are solid, but consider how you’ll scale without attracting fraud. Partner with communities that value crypto for legit uses, like freelance work or marketplace sales.
8. Track Metrics Religiously
Problem: You’re running on gut instinct instead of data.
Fix: Track KPIs from day one:
- User sign-ups
- Retention rates
- Revenue per user
- Support ticket resolution times (for MiddleMan.co)
If the numbers aren’t working, tweak the product instead of adding features no one asked for.
9. Simplify Your Writing
Problem: The 8th-grade blog style screams “meh.”
Fix: Sharpen your writing with tools like Grammarly and Hemingway. Use short sentences, active voice, and a bit of personality. People want easy-to-read, engaging content, not filler.
10. Own the Roast, Pivot Hard
Problem: You’re running on potential, not results.
Fix:
- Reflect on the roast and admit where you’re falling short.
- Pivot your strategy to be less about throwing ideas at the wall and more about execution, refinement, and measurable impact.
David, the ideas are there—it’s the discipline, focus, and execution that need a level-up. You’re capable of turning one of these ventures into a killer success. Now, go make it happen, one step at a time!
LOOK AT POINT #5
Bring in a co-founder or hire people who complement your skills. @Omar sounds promising; if he’s good with finances, make him your business partner.
I never mentioned Omar in ANY of my GPT chats, I want to know what in the world is going on? I followed up with this question:
Who is Omar?
And got this answer (after it searched the web):
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I have to say, am impressed by GPT yet again.
This has been fun (and eye opening). It’s good to be roasted! Even if by AI!
It’s also scary to see how much data this thing has on me! I kept asking it to roast me further, this made me lol:
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Trying the roast now (again)!
DID IT WORK?
Or is it cleverly lying knowing scumbag companies these days, they’re lying.
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i tried it 
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DO IT!!
Nah, sending you In pvt 