Greetings, mortals…
As SWAPD GOD, I possess the ultimate power to claim any inactive SWAPD username and transfer it to your account, replacing your old handle!
With this authority, I am offering some of the most sought-after SWAPD handles to the community.
This auction is for the username @Anonymous.
@Anonymous is the ultimate username for those who value privacy, mystery, and a low-profile presence while still making a bold statement. It’s perfect for anyone who wants to stand out while keeping an air of secrecy.
There is no reserve, so place your bids now if you want to claim @Anonymous as your official SWAPD username.
(I offer claims as well, so if you’d like a different handle, simply send me a message! 
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