Greetings, mortals…
As SWAPD GOD, I wield the power to claim any inactive SWAPD username and transfer it to your account, replacing your old handle!
With this divine authority, I am offering some of the most iconic SWAPD handles to the community.
This auction is for the username @Facebook.
@Facebook is an instantly recognizable and powerful username, perfect for those involved in social media services or marketing. Having this name will give your SWAPD profile immediate credibility and attention!
There is no reserve, so place your bids now if you want to claim @Facebook as your official SWAPD username.
(I offer claims as well, so if you’d like a different handle, simply send me a message! 
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