Greetings, mortals…
As SWAPD GOD, I wield the divine power to claim any inactive SWAPD username and transfer it to your account, replacing your old handle!
With this authority, I am offering some of the most powerful SWAPD handles to the community.
This auction is for the username @Father.
@Father is a strong, commanding name that exudes authority, wisdom, and leadership. Perfect for someone who wants to embody a presence of respect and power on SWAPD.
There is no reserve, so place your bids now if you want to claim @Father as your official SWAPD username.
(I offer claims as well, so if you’d like a different handle, simply send me a message! 
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