Greetings, mortals…
As SWAPD GOD, I hold the divine power to claim any inactive SWAPD username and transfer it to your account, replacing your old handle!
With this power, I am offering some of the most high-profile SWAPD handles to the community.
This auction is for the username @FBI.
@FBI is a bold, authoritative name that instantly grabs attention. Perfect for those who want to project strength, power, and a commanding presence on SWAPD.
There is no reserve, so place your bids now if you want to claim @FBI as your official SWAPD username.
(I offer claims as well, so if you’d like a different handle, simply send me a message! 
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