Greetings, mortals…
As SWAPD GOD, I possess the divine power to claim any inactive SWAPD username and transfer it to your account, replacing your old handle!
With this authority, I am offering some of the most prestigious SWAPD handles to the community.
This auction is for the username @GOV.
@GOV is a powerful, three-letter username that represents authority, governance, and influence. It’s the perfect username for someone who commands respect and wields power on the SWAPD platform.
There is no reserve, so place your bids now if you want to claim @GOV as your official SWAPD username.
(I offer claims as well, so if you’d like a different handle, simply send me a message! 
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