Greetings, mortals…
As SWAPD GOD, I have the power to claim any inactive SWAPD username and transfer it to your account, replacing your old handle!
As such, I have decided to auction off some top-tier, generic SWAPD handles for the community.
This auction is for the username @Social.
This is the best handle for buyers and sellers of social media services or accounts on SWAPD. It captures the essence of this website!
There is no reserve, so place your bids now if you would like your SWAPD username to become @Social.
(I offer claims as well, so if you would like a different handle, simply send me a message 
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