Major changes in the way tickets are conducted. The update is now LIVE!

[SWAPD]

You mean you’re happy we’re overworked!?!?! Ban!

[Neeville]

[SWAPD]

Ban for laughing at a serious situation! Anyone else? Feeling lucky, @RandyMarsh?

[Ryan]

@SWAPD

• Tickets will need mutual confirmation from both sides before a transaction starts.

About time

[SWAPD]

About time

Ban for not liking our current setup!

[ROCKSTAR]

@SWAPD

You mean you’re happy we’re overworked!?!?! Ban!

Ban??? Seriously!!!

[carlos_marin]

@SWAPD gimme credit

@carlos_marin

The current checkout system of this website could be easily automated where instead of admins sending the copypasta, there could be an interface where both the buyer and seller could make a deal then the admin will just verify the deal and lock it. which will remove hours of the repetitive tasks that admin performs on the daily basis.

Another example: @SWAPD can use automate trolling of @Yair through a simple python comment bot for REKT’ing yair here and there.

[SWAPD]

Dang, you predicted the future.

[SWAPD]

The new update is close! We’re excited because:

1. no longer will newbs open tickets without permission.
2. no longer will there be people who waste days inside tickets for ID verification.
3. all terms will have to be negotiated PRIOR to opening a ticket.
4. the checkout bot will be capable of humiliating @RandyMarsh in a quick and convenient way.
5. you will no longer have to tag @SWAPD in conversations where you have to prove something to the buyer/seller who is new on our website, the checkout bot will be able to confirm things such as payments/rules/processes on its own.

Yay!

[SWAPD]

Testing is going well!

[Boogeyman]

@SWAPD

the checkout bot will be able to confirm things such as payments/rules/processes on its own.

SKYNET, Inc.

[SWAPD]

Is SWAPD becoming a mindless bundle of automated responses like FB/PayPal/any other large company?

[ROCKSTAR]

Not Yet!

[MrSixdigits]

IMO you are wasting time with the bot, just hire a chinese staff.
Jokes aside this will be great, faster close times etc.

[Goofy]

No need for Chinese staff. We have @RandyMarsh!

[verifymylife]

Exciting stuff. But it will be a sad day to see swapd not on my ticket. I love the guy. The guy is the best deal mediator I’ve ever came across in my entire life. Probably should be a president of a country

[Panda69]

god deal maker and i have a feeling he is jew but helps others make money too, not just like the typical Jew ( @RandyMarsh )

[FaadixD]

I second this!

[SWAPD]

We’re close The BOT is coming to life!