Major changes in the way tickets are conducted. The update is now LIVE!

[SWAPD]

@Comfy

@Yair’s opinion.

Exactly. Who sane enough would do that, not me.

[RandyMarsh]

[trending]

Sounds good on the surface. Hopefully it turns out well.

[Panda69]

Swapd Making MONIESSS

[SWAPD]

More like SWAPD going crazy. Y’all make more money with 2-3 flips than I do in a month of running around, I guarantee you.

[SWAPD]

But I am in it for the long con. Gain @RandyMarsh’s trust, allow him in as admin, then partner, let him invest, then exit scam and run away with his monies.

[RandyMarsh]

Is it bc Im jewish

[SWAPD]

Exactly. Let’s just skip the BS and show me where you hide your gold. Will save me time scamming you.

[RandyMarsh]

Youll never find it you retarded Goy

[ROCKSTAR]

@SWAPD

With each month our workload increases

You deserve it!

[SWAPD]

You mean you’re happy we’re overworked!?!?! Ban!

[Neeville]

[SWAPD]

Ban for laughing at a serious situation! Anyone else? Feeling lucky, @RandyMarsh?

[Ryan]

@SWAPD

• Tickets will need mutual confirmation from both sides before a transaction starts.

About time

[SWAPD]

About time

Ban for not liking our current setup!

[ROCKSTAR]

@SWAPD

You mean you’re happy we’re overworked!?!?! Ban!

Ban??? Seriously!!!

[carlos_marin]

@SWAPD gimme credit

@carlos_marin

The current checkout system of this website could be easily automated where instead of admins sending the copypasta, there could be an interface where both the buyer and seller could make a deal then the admin will just verify the deal and lock it. which will remove hours of the repetitive tasks that admin performs on the daily basis.

Another example: @SWAPD can use automate trolling of @Yair through a simple python comment bot for REKT’ing yair here and there.

[SWAPD]

Dang, you predicted the future.

[SWAPD]

The new update is close! We’re excited because:

1. no longer will newbs open tickets without permission.
2. no longer will there be people who waste days inside tickets for ID verification.
3. all terms will have to be negotiated PRIOR to opening a ticket.
4. the checkout bot will be capable of humiliating @RandyMarsh in a quick and convenient way.
5. you will no longer have to tag @SWAPD in conversations where you have to prove something to the buyer/seller who is new on our website, the checkout bot will be able to confirm things such as payments/rules/processes on its own.

Yay!

[SWAPD]

Testing is going well!