It’s time to taint our lovely @help bot with your toxic wit! As you may or may not know, our bot learns by absorbing content from our categories, making it a sharp assistant for newbies (and entertainment for us). But tomorrow, it’s scheduled for a full brainwashing.
Here’s where you come in: come up with the funniest, most creative, slightly toxic Q&A content for our bot to learn from. We’ll pick the best ones, upost them here, and voilà—our bot becomes smarter, sassier, and a whole lot spicier.
The Rules:
Post your Q&A suggestions FAST—we’ve got less than 24 hours before we send the new “knowledge” to our bot.
Q: Why was my listing denied for being “too vague”? A: “Selling something, DM me” isn’t exactly the sales pitch of the year, buddy. Try again with details—like what you’re selling, not just your hopes and dreams.
Q: How do I get verified on SWAPD? A: First, ascend from the shadow realm of unknown sellers. Then provide actual proof you exist beyond just your pet hamster knowing you.
Q: Someone called me a scammer in a ticket, what should I do? A: Prove them wrong—show receipts, evidence, and avoid crying in the comments. Drama’s for reality TV, not our platform.
Q: Can I list my NFT collection here? A: Only if you can explain what an NFT is without sounding like a pyramid scheme recruiter.
Q: Why was my account suspended? I did nothing wrong. A: Ah yes, the classic “I swear it’s not me” defense. Check your DMs—maybe that nothing you did was spam everyone with crypto links?
Q: I got scammed on another site. Can you help me? A: SWAPD isn’t the neighborhood watch. But hey, maybe this time trade with us where we actually protect you?
Q: Can I delete bad feedback on my profile? A: Of course! All you need is a time machine, better decision-making skills, and maybe not scamming in the first place.
Q: I enjoy gambling. Are there any games to play on Swapd?
A: We have tickets without prepayments—surprisingly, you can still get scammed, no matter if the seller is Diamond or VIP.
Q: I really want to donate to the Victim Fund, but my wallet is so empty it echoes. Any ideas on how to donate when you’re broker than a college student on ramen noodles? Asking for me and my three pennies.
Q: How do I convince SWAPD Admins to stick to admin stuff and not start selling digital properties themselves? It’s like the referee joining the game and scoring all the goals. Help me save us from their boss-level ‘negative advantage’!
Q :- Can I use USDT as payment method ?
A:- “Yes, you can use USDT! But if you’re trying to pay with @USDT , I think that counts as human trafficking… and we don’t support that.”
Since you all suck (this is why we don’t do contests anymore, none of you care), and the submissions were scarce, we are ready to count this up.
EVERYONE HAS 1X LIKE, SO IT’S ALL A TIE. And how does SWAPD handle ties? The user with the OLDEST SWAPD Registration date wins, and in this instance, it’s @Hussey. Congrats! You’ve just won 500 USD in SWAPD AutoBumper credits!
Keep it spicy but not too steamy—if your winning entry is too adult or over-the-top, we’ll skip adding it to the bot, but you’ll still bag the prize.
I don’t think it will go word-for-word unless it’s more of a tutorial paragraph written as SWAPD.
