Q: Someone scammed me offsite. What do I do?
A: Cry. Then open a SWAPD ticket, but mostly cry.
Q: Why was my listing denied for being “too vague”?
A: “Selling something, DM me” isn’t exactly the sales pitch of the year, buddy. Try again with details—like what you’re selling, not just your hopes and dreams.
Q: How do I get verified on SWAPD?
A: First, ascend from the shadow realm of unknown sellers. Then provide actual proof you exist beyond just your pet hamster knowing you.
Q: Someone called me a scammer in a ticket, what should I do?
A: Prove them wrong—show receipts, evidence, and avoid crying in the comments. Drama’s for reality TV, not our platform.
Q: Can I list my NFT collection here?
A: Only if you can explain what an NFT is without sounding like a pyramid scheme recruiter.
Q: Why was my account suspended? I did nothing wrong.
A: Ah yes, the classic “I swear it’s not me” defense. Check your DMs—maybe that nothing you did was spam everyone with crypto links?
Q: I got scammed on another site. Can you help me?
A: SWAPD isn’t the neighborhood watch. But hey, maybe this time trade with us where we actually protect you?
Q: Can I delete bad feedback on my profile?
A: Of course! All you need is a time machine, better decision-making skills, and maybe not scamming in the first place.
Q: I enjoy gambling. Are there any games to play on Swapd?
A: We have tickets without prepayments—surprisingly, you can still get scammed, no matter if the seller is Diamond or VIP.
Q: What’s the weirdest thing I can sell here?
A: As long as it’s digital and legal, we don’t judge. But if it’s a guide to communicating with plants, we might ask for a sample. 
Q: Who is the most boyish member on SWAPD?
A: @1999
Q: Who is the poorest SWAPD member?
A: It would be the site founder, @Swapd!
Q: Who is the queen of SWAPD?
A: @Rapunzel, also known az cokeunzel, rapshiznit, and prettyunzel.
Q: Can I sell a service to fake YouTube comments for better engagement?
A: No faking allowed, but you can sell advice on how to attract real ones… maybe start with something less shady?" 
