Greetings, mortals…
As SWAPD GOD, I have the power to claim any inactive SWAPD username and transfer it to your account, replacing your old handle!
As such, I have decided to auction off some highly sought-after, God-tier SWAPD handles for the community.
This auction is for the SWAPD username @King.
There is no reserve, so place your bids now to become the KING OF SWAPD! There can only be one.
(I offer claims as well, so if you would like a different handle, simply send me a message 
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@911 is better
This was going to be my second option after @god lol. I wish I could buy this too and just hold onto it
Petition to allow duplicate accounts. 
God and king?
What about princess and queen? 
Legit is the best username.
He’s not mocking God or anyone’s faith, so I don’t see the problem. Definitionally the word “god” means different things in different contexts as well.
It would be great to have more than one username, like on Telegram.
I absolutely would not object to this change, and it should be implemented within the hour. My wallet demands it.
This actually would be cool, though. I wouldn’t mind collecting some SWAPD drip.
@Comfy AKA @NotComfy 
@nevercomfy*
@OGking maybe you want this
Thank you sir 