Greetings, mortals…
As SWAPD GOD, I have the power to claim any inactive SWAPD username and transfer it to your account, replacing your old handle!
As such, I have decided to auction off some highly sought-after, God-tier SWAPD handles for the community.
This auction is for the SWAPD username @Millionaire.
There is no reserve, so place your bids now to become @Millionaire_INACTIVE.
(I offer claims as well, so if you would like a different handle, simply send me a message 
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Milking swapds tits
Just 15 seconds of fame. One month with power. I must rise to the occasion.
Thanks for your help with marketing, by the way. I owe you one.
Mf you earned my respect long time now
Likewise bro. You already know. 
Hahaha you are really milking this opportunity 
@Mafia - Good thinking. I agree! 
@Goodness11 - I am a greedy man… or should I say… a greedy SWAPD GOD!
@Verus - Of course! You gotta fake it 'til you make it bro.
@Woody isn’t driven by greed, but he’s certainly helping many people find OG names that suit their existing badges, which adds a professional touch to their profiles. As for @Woody, his role as the esteemed SWAPD GOD seems rather fitting in this context.
I appreciate the sentiment. 
While I do love money (duh), I also enjoy helping others realize their full brand potential on here. And I’m having a lot of fun doing so. 
That said, @Goodness is still waiting for you, @Goodness11. 
@elon need to make it @Elonmusk
@ricardogarcia need @ricardo.
@szd need @Shahzad.
@Mauroleo100 need @mauro.
I’m poor gift me 
My brother, you can’t be both a victim fund donor and a victim. $50 starting bid and no reserve is a steal. 
We would like to thank you for participating! The winner will receive a checkout notification shortly and we will begin the transaction. Beep beep!
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