Hey SWAPD Fam! Got some news that might interest you!
So, check it out: our sidebar ads? Yeah, they’re on sale now. And we’re not just talking a little discount. We’re talking BIG time discount! 
Normally, these bad boys go for $299, but guess what? You can grab a 30-day slot for just $149! That’s half the price, folks! 
But here’s the kicker: this deal’s only sticking around until the end of Friday. After that, poof, it’s gone! 
P.S. We’re only offering 6x slots.