What if we don’t have parent & grand parents birth certificate?
Then you must send a bone sample from your grand parents graves.
These are the impossible things you’re asking 
Is it guys some kind of april fool post? Cause i don’t wanna leave swapd and these things looks impossible!
If those are not impossible, please cut off your dick and send it to us via mail, don’t worry! we will give it back once we finish verifying your account
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Hahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha damnn you guys scaredd the ■■■■ out of me with these dna verification ■■■■ xD
That was a good one 
I don’t think you’re gonna give me back my dick once you’ve received it xD
Don’t worry, I’m only gay for the staff of SwapD ( Gold Digger and proud bitches ) so I’ll send it back
Well, this thread went awkward really fast.
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Lmao xD
Reminds me of good times with my uncle.
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Please don’t give Mark Zuckerberg any ideas.
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This is an April fools joke right?
No. Would you like a kit sent to your address?
It’s April 2nd, of course it’s not April Fools.