SWAPD Business Tycoons - We're giving away 2x iPads Air, 2x AirPods Pro, and 2x AirPods (regular) to the top three buyers/sellers in January!

RandyMarsh · January 12, 2021, 2:47pm

I will be 1st.

SWAPD · January 12, 2021, 2:47pm

You would have to sell your entire country to compete.

Goofy · January 12, 2021, 2:48pm

Even at that, he wouldn’t come close unfortunately

RandyMarsh · January 12, 2021, 2:49pm

I can sell bath water

Goofy · January 12, 2021, 2:49pm

Well, first you need water.

RandyMarsh · January 12, 2021, 2:50pm

We have water thanks to non-profit organizations like https://thewaterproject.org/

Goofy · January 12, 2021, 2:51pm

This isn’t water.

RandyMarsh · January 12, 2021, 2:52pm

Well, People wouldn’t drink the bathwater, they masturbate to it, or whatever they’d like. so it does not matter if it’s clean or not

Goofy · January 12, 2021, 2:52pm

please stop

RandyMarsh · January 12, 2021, 2:53pm

You want to buy?

Goofy · January 12, 2021, 2:54pm

RandyMarsh · January 12, 2021, 2:56pm

That’s kinda creepy, did not know you’re interested in me in a sexual manner. We are colleagues! I can’t sell you my bathwater! @SWAPD please can you send him the workplace sexual harassment training video again? I think he skipped it or just does not care about the rules, which in that case…

Jkr123 · January 13, 2021, 8:04am

@SWAPD just completed a 10k ticket (I know it takes 24 hours to update) but keeping you posted on my “grieving” process

SWAPD · January 13, 2021, 8:17am

Please tag me in it as I may have it muted. Congrats!

Whisper: (wow she probably rushed it just so she can win)

Goofy · January 14, 2021, 11:46am

@Jkr123 is reclaiming her throne, gunning for that iPad. She has now secured #2 on the 7-day-chart with a whooping 20.85K. Another high-value ticket has also been registered. Whether or not the ticketeers(?) will be participating in the contest is not known, but that could spice things up. Kudos to @Nemesis as well for fighting back, trying to stay among the top dogs.

Below is the current report, updated 1 hour ago.

RandyMarsh · January 14, 2021, 11:58am

You should be a sports news reporter

Goofy · January 14, 2021, 12:04pm

Thanks, I know

SWAPD · January 14, 2021, 1:05pm

Wow, @Goofy in 9th place. Weaksauce.

Goofy · January 14, 2021, 1:06pm

need ipad pls

SWAPD · January 14, 2021, 1:15pm

You can’t compete anyway because you’re exempt. The upside is that you’re a SWAMP admin, a respected authority in the SM world. Besides, you get paid so much you don’t even know what to do with all the cash.