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I will prepare the EPP code just in case and give it to @RandyMarsh.

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But seriously, I feel like crap. Please excuse me if I am slowish.

I donā€™t know anyone who deserves it more than you

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Same situation here in France. All lockdown expect hospitals, pharmacies and supermarkets. You can visit family and workout outside by yourself but need to fill a form for it. If not you will get fined and police is already controlling. My work schedule hasnā€™t changed since itā€™s 100% online like many of us here.

My dad works in Healthcare and told me itā€™s likely to last 6 to 8 weeks before we start seeing significant improvements.

Good luck everyone. Stay safe and letā€™s keep positive. Thereā€™s always 2 sides of a coin so letā€™s use this opportunity to work on our businesses and on ourselves.

We will get through this!

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Even Baton Berisha?

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Even Hitler

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I think the EPP code will go to someone else, then. Something tells me youā€™re hostile against me. What have I ever done to you?

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donā€™t die on us, Dave

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Nothing. I just donā€™t like you. Give me ur acc

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Corona :heart_eyes_cat::heart_eyes_cat:

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2 Billion? why the numbers are weird like dat lol

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Indian punctuation has 2 digits ,

You may find it weird like how I find it weird for 3 digits ,

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Coz we have lakhs, crores denomination not millions and billions

Idk how you guys are getting more traffic . My ads are converting like crap, account traffi is also down . So far this month im minus.
Corona patient on my country just had a skype call and says it feels just like a normal flu nothing more, he was pretty calm and didnt understand why they are hyping it.
IMO this is just a big game from the bankers.

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Actually im getting 5x more traffic than usually but thatā€™s normal since itā€™s a local news site and people have nothing else better to do than read about whatā€™s happening outside the lockdown , but totally relate for the IG traffic aswell , many pages iā€™ve checked have doubled their likes/activity nowdays , but havenā€™t tried running any big ads to check the activity thereā€¦
Apparently the increase of social media usage is being converted in more ad placements for publishers and less ROI for advertisers.
PS : most of the companies have stopped their marketing because they wonā€™t sell in a while

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Nuh, man

80% have no to mild symptoms (and yet they can infectā€¦thatā€™s why this virus is a ā– ā– ā– ā– ā– )

20% need to go to the hospital, high fever, poor respiration

5-10% need intensive care, many need ICU

30% of those that go into ICU, lose their life

When it develops into pneumonia, your lungs are destroyed. You need mechanical-assisted ventilation

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Statistics wise is a joke compared to what alredy happens, the % would go down if everyone got tested also if people didnt know about this at all then they would just go like fk it i had a bad flu.

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Israel has started with a creepy thing a few hours ago. Itā€™s also very innovative, I guessā€¦

The government gave the ā€œokā€ to Shabak ( Israeli security agency ) to track phones!
It basically works like this:
If you were near someone who was tested positive for corona virus - You receive an automatic message that you need to go into isolation for 14 days.

The message is as follows:

(First name) Hello,
According to an epidemiological investigation you were near someone who has coronavirus on (date). you must immediately go into isolation until (date) to protect your relatives and the public.
If you have a fever, a cough, etc. Please call Magen David Adom - 101. More info here >
To confirm call *5400

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You are right! Creepy but innovative!

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Go here and enter your email rofl.