I’m trying to close some deals on the site and the nerd keeps persisting and believing that swapd is going to go down forever. Come on!
Big nerd.
As long as the person below exists, swapd will continue to exist, no problem.
Swapd be like :
DDoS resumed.
I want to thank the geek who DDosed us for artificially inflating our traffic stats, which is causing SWAPD to blow up on activity charts! And even though the stats are inflated, a regular visitor who researches us will not know that this was a free gift from a total nerd and think, “Wow, SWAPD gets 5m visits per day; it must be really popular! Let me sign up!”
Boss David, who maintained her fortitude and composure against the attacks, said after eliminating the attacks:
My last words… Thanks to the person who carried out the DDoS attack, it seems that 5-6 million people access our site every day. Thank you for making us a second Amazon.
Contact David for Your Gift, He’ll Pay You by Feeding You Sausages
We know, everyone knows because we’ve said ITT that things like these will happen.
Sorry guys, the DDoS continued last night. It seems I cannot turn the firewall off because whoever is doing this waits for me when I go to sleep so he can cause mayhem. Prepare to live with annoying captcha, the firewall will now be turned on 24/7. That’s the price to pay when you become popular.
Thats okay. Middle finger to you kiddo
hEy lOOk aT mE i cAN dISrUpT uR sItE foR 2 mIN I aM kEvIn MiTNIcK
Idk why but that verification fails when I use app, I can only access from site. Whenever you start firewall I am unable to use app it keeps on crashing or just keeps giving me captcha.
Use browser for now. Firewall is set to strict.